New Maiden album

I finished listening to the new Iron Maiden album, A Matter of Life and Death, today. I'm really disappointed, to say the least. I posted a review on iTunes, which I usually don't bother to do. I just couldn't bear seeing all of the 4- and 5-star reviews saying things like, "the best Maiden album in a decade" and other drivel. So I gave it 2 stars. My review:

Not Maiden's best effort, despite what all of these apologists say. A Matter of Life and Death is certainly another step down the road of Progressive Rock, which is something that Maiden doesn't do particularly well. This isn't a bad album, but it isn't great, either. Too many of the songs start off with the slow, quiet groove before punching it up, a feature I understand is a favorite of Steve Harris'. Steve--do us a favor--only one slow intro per album, okay? The album is technically well done, although Bruce Dickinson's voice is starting to go. The lyrics aren't particularly interesting, and the halfhearted attempt to drum up interest with the "mystery" of "who is Benjamin Breeg?" just comes off as a desperate cry for attention. Dance of Death wasn't a stunning album, either, but it had 3 or 4 good, strong songs. There really isn't any one new song on this album that stands out. The best song by far is the live version of "Hallowed," and that even pales next to the version on Live After Death. So if you're a die-hard Maiden fan, download it--you won't be as upset that you spent $9.99 as you would be if you wasted $17 in the stores. If you are new to Maiden, skip this one. It's just not very good.

Steve, Bruce, Adrian, Jannick, Nicko, and Dave: Take a break, guys. Catch your breath, then do some more reading so you can come up with some fresh ideas. I look forward to the next Maiden album like any other fan, but this album is just dull. Better luck next time.